i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Sext me about skeletons
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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