Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Randomize