And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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