I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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