remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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