And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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