i jhust puked up my retainher.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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