the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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