Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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