I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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