I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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