North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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