also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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