soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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