He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Randomize
