I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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