had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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