And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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