I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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