I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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