I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Drunk is not a location!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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