Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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