normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
PANTIES FOUND
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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