He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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