Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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