Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
