good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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