Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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