I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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