But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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