you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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