No awkward lesbian experiences without me
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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