Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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