I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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