let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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