So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He keeps bees of course he's weird
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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