i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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