Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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