we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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