Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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