Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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