Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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