There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Randomize
