Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is wine microwaveable?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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