i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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