My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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