Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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