Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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