do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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