my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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